Then over here we see a journal publishing this trash that treats their audience as toddlers with amazing tips like
"Follow up: after submission, "
"Professional networks:.."
Mostly I'm just surprised that our smartest people put up with this, when any researcher could ask their CS colleagues to create a replacement over a few weeks. It's a pure social coordination problem, it would only take a few groups of researchers switching to light the fire. It's a preference cascade just waiting for a little nudge.