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The surreal experience of my first developer job

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Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

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My first paid developer job was writing backend code for what I would later learn was the Canadian mafia. I was doing some backend and embedded work to build super shitty gambling kiosks for them. They already had some person "managing" project and the Indian contract house that was building flash games for the kiosk. He was useless, so I was stuck figuring everything out. Including getting things running on a then o…

There’s a Canadian mafia?

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

#123

My first paid developer job was writing backend code for what I would later learn was the Canadian mafia. I was doing some backend and embedded work to build super shitty gambling kiosks for them. They already had some person "managing" project and the Indian contract house that was building flash games for the kiosk. He was useless, so I was stuck figuring everything out. Including getting things running on a then o…

There’s a Canadian mafia?

In Montreal, primarily.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizzuto_crime_family

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

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"Never work for a small business unless you own it". Citation: me, 35 years ago after my first small business employee experience.

Also don’t work for one with more than 100 - 150 employees.

Sweet spot seems to be somewhere around 20 to 45 people.

But that’s just my experience.

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

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I know many will disagree, but working a few jobs like this seems to be a rite of passage in some industries. I had some similar jobs back when I had the spare energy and lack of responsibilities to tolerate it and I look back on the time more fondly than I should. I made some friends, learnt how (not) to treat and tolerate certain types of people, and seat-of-the-pants developing has its educational moments.

If you are young and have a rough idea about what’s happening I can even see it as an experience you should allow yourself.

It’s probably more fun in hinsight.

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

#126

My first paid developer job was writing backend code for what I would later learn was the Canadian mafia. I was doing some backend and embedded work to build super shitty gambling kiosks for them. They already had some person "managing" project and the Indian contract house that was building flash games for the kiosk. He was useless, so I was stuck figuring everything out. Including getting things running on a then o…

There’s a Canadian mafia?

Mafia like groups are everywhere. The names may be different.

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

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My first developer job was at some company making shit iphone apps like this, two years before this guy... but they were almost worse considering how stupid they were. People in those days would literally pay like a dollar for an app that just made a google maps search for 'ice cream' or 'liquor' because they didn't know how to use google maps. I realized pretty fast these guys were never going to make anything of actual value. One morning I woke up and decided I was sick of this enough, so instead of sending them a bunch of compiled crap apps like this, along with some data I had generated for them for some reason, (It was unreasonably large in the gigabytes) I had some fun. I wrote them some letter in the morning making it sound like I had gone crazy and born again christian at the same time, and instead of coming in to the office I sent them the stupid shit they asked me to do over skype (REALLY SLOW TRANSFER RATE like below 10kb/s) until like maybe a week later, shit still transferring, me already doing some other job... the fucking greasy guy from the marketing department showed up at my door early in the morning trying to get me to give it to him on a USB. It was pretty satisfying telling him to fuck off and to get off my property, and also never putting that on my resume.

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

#128

My first developer job was at some company making shit iphone apps like this, two years before this guy... but they were almost worse considering how stupid they were. People in those days would literally pay like a dollar for an app that just made a google maps search for 'ice cream' or 'liquor' because they didn't know how to use google maps. I realized pretty fast these guys were never going to make anything of ac…

This reminds me of a part I didn't mention in the article - they initially actually set up a second company called "Shady Apps" with a separate Developer account from which they upload the "people will buy anything for 99p" apps, on the basis that they would keep the "App Start" one clean for just the better quality ones.

One day Alex showed me a bunch of such apps they'd made - the "orgasm button" was one I can recall...

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

#129

I know many will disagree, but working a few jobs like this seems to be a rite of passage in some industries. I had some similar jobs back when I had the spare energy and lack of responsibilities to tolerate it and I look back on the time more fondly than I should. I made some friends, learnt how (not) to treat and tolerate certain types of people, and seat-of-the-pants developing has its educational moments.

Agreed!

Re: The surreal experience of my first developer job

#130

My first paid developer job was writing backend code for what I would later learn was the Canadian mafia. I was doing some backend and embedded work to build super shitty gambling kiosks for them. They already had some person "managing" project and the Indian contract house that was building flash games for the kiosk. He was useless, so I was stuck figuring everything out. Including getting things running on a then o…

There’s a Canadian mafia?

If you think the idea of a Canadian mafia is funny...

You may be positively tickled by the fact that the maple syrup industry is controlled by a cartel like group that may be mafia-adjacent and there have been high-stakes maple syrup heists.

https://www.google.com/search?&q=mafia+maple+syrup

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Hei...

It's no joke, of course. That's precious stuff. And where there's money there's crime...

    Today [2018], a barrel of maple syrup is worth
    about $1,200 — that's around 18 times the value 
    of U.S. crude oil.
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