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CERN scientists find evidence of quantum entanglement in sheep
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#113Earlier quoted context omitted.
> I saw a story about a senator that actually cares giving an impassioned speech for hours on end. Remember the times when that actually happened. You are talking about the Cory Booker speech? I don't see any indication that this is an April fool's joke if that's what you're implying. Otherwise I don't understand what you mean.
I am implying when are living in times where you can't tell if something is a joke or not based upon how much sense it makes. I guess I just generated another example. Although it was kind of intended as irony.
Why would it be a joke?
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#114Earlier quoted context omitted.
So sheep are fermions? Is that why you can't have two sheep at the same place in the state? (up and down sheep can be stacked no problem, there's plenty of empirical evidence of this)
- "So sheep are fermions?" Have you ever seen two sheep spinning in the same direction while superimposed in the same physical volume? Outside of Minecraft.
Yes, but only after a few shrooms and a lot of tequila
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#115Do they assume spherical sheep?
I mean, the assumption is Linda valid before shearing. But I'd have serious qualms about the model for recently sheared sheep.
I guess you could do a follow up study about entanglement of the resulting sweaters, which is already covered well by snag theory.
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#116Why can't they find out why no one has done anything interesting in theoretical physics in 50 years? This stuff is lame in 2025.
Maybe review the last 25 years? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_fundamental_physic...
no experimental verification even possible in most of those, and/or the theory had been more or less fixed before ~1990
Many such cases. Very boring stuff now, not worth spending the money.
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#117Earlier quoted context omitted.
- "So sheep are fermions?" Have you ever seen two sheep spinning in the same direction while superimposed in the same physical volume? Outside of Minecraft.
Yes, but only after a few shrooms and a lot of tequila
are the shrooms and tequila consumed by you or the sheep?
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#120I'm not sure what's supposed to be publication-worthy here. This is common knowledge for anyone who's ever interacted with sheep on a farm, in their natural, fermionic superfluid state. If you turn over a sheep and tickle its ticklish underbelly, you get a sheep-laugh (a hilarious sound) only about 50% of the time; the other 50%, you'll hear a sheep laughing from the opposite end of the meadow. Because, you cannot de…
So sheep are fermions? Is that why you can't have two sheep at the same place in the state? (up and down sheep can be stacked no problem, there's plenty of empirical evidence of this)
By nature, sheep are baazons. They act like fermions in an applied field.