The weirdest one of the bunch is the AMD EPYC 9175F: 16 cores with 512MB of L3 cache! Presumably this is for customers trying to minimize software costs that are based on "per-core" licensing. It really doesn't make much sense to have so few cores at such an expense, otherwise. Does Oracle still use this style of licensing? If so, they need to knock it off. The only other thing I can think of is some purpose like HFT…
A couple years ago I noticed that some Xeons I was using had a much cache as the ram in the systems I had growing up (millennial, so, we’re not talking about ancient commodores or whatever; real usable computers that could play Quake and everything).
But 512MB? That’s roomy. Could Puppy Linux just be held entirely in L3 cache?