> Just inertia from the times where teletypes were a thing

No. I like these names as it's just easier to read. fp or fd is short and to the point, and "filePointer" or variants thereof add noting except more characters to read, more "wall of text"-y code that's harder to scan, etc.

And I don't really want to have a discussion about it as such; whatever your preference is that fine. I'll be happy to adjust to whatever works well within a team. But I wish people would stop spreading nonsense like this to invalidate other people's preferences.