This is hilarious, thanks for sharing! :)
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#112Typical. Here we are trying to outsource our work to foreign horses. It's all fun and games until the wheel stops spinning and we realize there are no typing jobs left for honest American horses, leaving our own ponies penniless.
But, here in America, our horses only want to carry guns and drive big trucks...and, well, hang out with cowboys. Not so sure that they even want to work! /s :-)
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#114A much better solution would be to buy your own horse, although personally I think I'd upgrade to an elephant.
I think in the tech world that is referred to as self-horsing! /s
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#115Your post advocates a ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante (X) D̵o̵g̵ ̵a̵n̵d̵ Pony Show approach to fixing email.
At least it's not a goat rodeo
This isn't the Goat Internet.
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#117Earlier quoted context omitted.
Horses are equine, cattle are bovine.
An EQUINE layout sounds like taking Dvorak to an extreme. E is the most common letter in English? Let's give the keyboard two of them! I'm half-tempted to mock up up such a layout just for giggles. It'd be a handy layout for dolphin.town, especially.
I'm running this to its ridiculous extreme. I'm imagining a keyboard layout that has duplicate keys matching letter frequency. The keyboard has to have 56 Es just to be allowed a Q. About 35 or so Ts. Etc.
The odds favor you getting the key you want, so it's best to not even look.
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#119Earlier quoted context omitted.
Iceland is amazing, I highly recommend a visit. If you can forgive the self-promotion, I wrote a "things I wish I'd known" post about visiting Iceland which might be of interest to anyone planning a trip there: https://blackshaw.substack.com/p/iceland
> We booked a hostel in Reykjavik for the whole trip. This was, without a doubt, the biggest mistake we made. It would have been a much better idea to drive around the whole island staying in a different place each night. (Iceland’s main highway goes around the edge of the country in a loop.) This is what my wife and I did a couple of years ago and I highly recommend it. It took us 5 days to circumnavigate the countr…
A side trip to the Westman Islands should also be on your must-see list. Book an overnight stay for at least one night.
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#120lawl