I agree that those things could be issues with code reviews, but I don't see how "promiscuous pairing" helps with most of them.
* They delay integration.
Pairing by definition slows down all work on code(you have 1 person working instead of two). Also, code reviews need not delay integration, even if you're following the article's suggestions. You can still merge all work in an integration branch, and pull it if it eventually doesn't pass code review.
* They tend to encourage focus on abstract code polishing without proportionality or relation to the value of the code.
This is an issue with the priorities of the people doing the code review, and thus applies just as much to pairing.
* They favor superficial improvements, while increasing the costs sunk into paths that may be deeply flawed. (They facilitate late code-structural feedback, but not early directional/problem-analytical feedback.)
I have no idea how pairing is possibly different from code review in this case.
* They often discourage more collaborative work and therefore quicker and richer feedback, by their presence as a substitute for pairing.
This is possibly true, so I'll just take the assertion at face value.
* They create impediments to work moving quickly to completion.
This is pretty much the same as #1.
"Of these, the most egregious is the distraction from value." - so the most egregious problem with code reviews is the people that do them might have wrong priorities. I don't see how pairing would change this.
A benefit of pairing that I can see over code reviews is when you get feedback - instant, real-time in pairing vs late in code reviews. The useful scenario I envision is when you start implementing a feature and your pair-buddy steers you away from dumping time into a poor solution. That and #4 seem to be significant reasons why you might want to introduce pair programming. However, pair programming is not without drawbacks when compared to code reviews - it takes up more time in most cases(this is where it derives its main benefit), some people work better solo, a mismatch of skill or expertise means one person has to slow down to work with the other. I wouldn't really say code reviews are "far inferior in every respect" to pairing, I think both have their place.