Not all dashboards are shitty or useless. New Relic comes to mind, and it's a tool I've found hugely useful. While it doesn't instrument full system monitoring (though it's getting there), it provides numerous system and site metrics, monitoring, and a useful degree of logging, that's hugely useful. One of the biggest gains for us came when it implemented JVM heap monitoring. This is possible through jconsole, but jc…
Interesting, because we use New Relic extensively, and I was just thinking of it as the prime example of, "what the hell is the purpose of all these dashboards and what do they mean?"
Other data are more useful for the marketing folks (e.g., geocoded data), though they can also point out abuse or other issues.