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Why vampires live forever

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Re: Why vampires live forever

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The flaw in trying to detect AI by its use of particular idioms is that it would have learned these idioms from its training corpus, which consists of writings from actual human beings. In other words, some people actually write like this.

Key word here being “some” people. Not nearly at high enough frequency that this way of talking was noticeable before. AI uses this pattern CONSTANTLY and it’s very fucking irritating.

Have you ever met human beings that constantly reuse a certain idiom/figure of speech/linguistic pattern?

The valley girl using "like" every other word, for example?

Or I had a colleague who would use the expression "we can say" (in French, because we were speaking in French) basically every couple sentences for a bit.

Humans also repeat speech/linguistic patterns, therefore "repetition of the same pattern" is not sufficient to mark text as produced by AI :)

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #97

The novels Blindsight & Echopraxis by Peter Watts have a nice vampire sub-plot... basically his world has vampires which have been revived from the fossil record. They are posited to have gone extinct in recent times, but before then were human's key predator, keeping our populations strongly in check and then having to hibernate for decades to allow the breeding to provide new meat! He's super interested in brain di…

I have not read Echopraxis yet, but I thoroughly enjoyed Blindsight. Some very thought-provoking concepts in that book.

The idea that vampires needed to take “anti-Euclideans” and the way the ship was constructed to avoid generating right angles were some great details.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #67

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The flaw in trying to detect AI by its use of particular idioms is that it would have learned these idioms from its training corpus, which consists of writings from actual human beings. In other words, some people actually write like this.

You're absolutely right! I have a friend that has used ems all his professional life and is livid that they're now a telltale for AI. So yeah, false positives.

Include the Gen Xers who read The Mac Is Not A Typewriter in the 90s or were merely into fonts.

Heck, anyone used to a word processor that automatically changes dash dash into em-dash.

There’s a lot of us that knew how to use em-dash.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #54

Fun read but I stopped after detecting AI: "The young blood doesn’t add youth. It removes age." "Feeding isn’t nutrition. It’s dialysis." Etc. Why is LLM so enamored with the "Its not x, its Y" idiom? Its so ridiculously overused its almost comical

It isn't an idiom. It's antithesis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figure_of_speech

It is/was common in scam newsletters. My trained scam alert now matches AI output…

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #10

I hope the old vampire Dons give some fashion advice to the new guys, e.g. “A vampire doesn’t wear Arc’teryx“.

Yes, if there's one thing I reproach Mark Zuckerberg, it's not that his company will occasionally enable genocides [0], but his crimes against fashion and good taste.

[0] https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2022/09/myanmar-faceb...

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #87

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The article includes a citation that explicitly states the opposite. Specifically citation 20 from the section "The Twist" (which is itself all about this idea): > [20] Mehdipour, M. et al. “Rejuvenation of three germ layers tissues by exchanging old blood plasma with saline-albumin.” Aging 12(10), 8790–8819, 2020. The UC Berkeley team found that diluting old blood plasma with saline and albumin produced rejuvenating…

I was waiting for someone to consider the idea of synthetic dilutants. But a further horror is: you’re dumping your crud on the person getting your transfusion? I guess it’s better than dying in ER.

Yeah, unless your blood is significantly more cruddy than average, the recipient shouldn't really care that you had ulterior motives behind donating.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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Interesting that the author didn't mention anything about stem cell injections. Those have been in vogue among the elite for decades (millennia?).

Yeah… and anytime the narrative switches from transfusion to blood-sucking, I object “but what about stomach acid?” Bodies break stuff down first.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #83

see also Floyd Kemske, "Human Resources: A Corporate Nightmare" https://archive.org/details/HumanResourcesPdf > Corporate management is the use of humans as resources. So is vampirism. >Biomethods, Inc. is a struggling biotechnology company whose venture capital group is growing tired of pumping in new blood every quarter.

Future: Peter Thiel takes lead to rebrand VC as Vampire Capital…

Re: Why vampires live forever

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post #9

Interesting... I first went to the linked recent post What the Longevity Experts Don't Tell You. Sorry to be harsh: it was nonsense. It just lists a few weird, unscientific behaviours of John D Rockefeller and tries to draw lessons (to what end? longevity? is Rockefeller still alive?) from them despite there being no indication those behaviors even had any effect, let alone positive impact on longevity. It also doesn…

Vampires are a kind of pedophile.
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