So you might think, but there is a committee actively undermining this, not to mention compiler people keeping things exciting also.
There is a dogged adherence to backward compatibility, so that you can't pretend C has not gone anywhere in thirty-five years, if you like --- provided you aren't invoking too much undefined behavior. (You can't as easily pretend that your compiler has not gone anywhere in 35 years with regard to things you are doing out of spec.)