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It could probably only be used with a neural link. It would read your mind, then emit code that matches your perception of what you imagine old compilers did.
You jest, but there was some real effort put in to attempt define a dialect of C that would be less UB etc. And indeed the big problem was defining the semantics: > After publishing the Friendly C Proposal, I spent some time discussing its design with people, and eventually I came to the depressing conclusion that there’s no way to get a group of C experts — even if they are knowledgable, intelligent, and otherwise r…
And the reason IMO is that they didn't actually want Defined Behaviour. What they wanted is for their nonsense programs to just work anyway. They want to skip the hard part of the job of software engineer where you need to correctly express what you meant as a program. They're the current generation of the people Charles Babbage complained of, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?'.