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Having spent the past ~10 years living in London, I disagree. Rush hour Tokyo trains were a dream, people are polite and queue, but they queue so that they're not in the way, the carriages are surprisingly head-roomy for 6'4 me, unlike the shit show of the central line, they're cooled properly, like the circle/district and the stations were almost universally clean and spacious unlike our tube platforms which are oft…
Wait, wait- Any rule you can spell in a few words or a link?
- Have your ticket/oyster/card ready BEFORE getting to the gates (and move to the side and out of the way if you need to take time to find it)
- Move inside the carriages
- Don't start conversations with commuters (especially during morning rush hour)
- Take your rucksack off and put it by your feet if it's crowded
- Don't walk 3+ abreast
- Don't run for the train and especially don't block the closing door (there's a train every 2-3 minutes, just wait)