I wonder how tense things are over at Atlassian right now. Jira seems so universally hated that it feels like any competition that ticks a few basic needs could start hurting them.
first step of any agile transformation is to get yourself neck deep into atlassian products. 2nd step is to setup complex JIRA workflows and reporting and use it to break all agile principles. third step is for your devs to take none of this seriously and put fake data into JIRA which your middle managers never catch onto. then your engineers who actually want to get shit done leave and you're left only with people w…
The goodbye email where I linked to this was the highlight of my career.