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please dont speak favorably of Madison online, or hipsters might find it. Madison sucks, move along, nothing to see here..
I fear that you will find Madison is already infested with hipsters. :P At least, that was the case last time I checked (Mar. protests).
Hipsters are easy to disperse. Concerned citizens should sponsor four back to back shows by Larry the Cable guy. He can reduce any Seattle or Austin to a Raleigh or Jacksonville.