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You do realize this is an open question right? No jokeprod paper or video is going to put it to rest. You sound like a religious nutcase.
I realize that a lot of people think it's an open question. These people are wrong. And the difference between me and a religious nutcase is that I can back up my position with math.
tl;dr: Just because you have an equation doesn't mean that equation corresponds to anything real. This is the same mistake people make all the time with statistics -- the math is easy, finding the right math to use can be very hard.