Good stuff. The real irony, they both probably missed the point that she used that as an excuse to talk/flirt with him.
I mean, it's a possibility, but "probably" seems a little strong. Your post does remind me of my favorite engineer joke: Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes…
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