I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack my socks, pants and other hacker essentials before hacking my commute to work. I'm already late, so I need to hack myself and sprint to the trainstation. Hacking away at some wordpress themes and finally a master hack to change the colorscheme of my xterm.
I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself
up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly and smurf
myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to smurf my
socks, pants and other smurf essentials before smurfing
my commute to work.
I'm already late, so I need to smurf myself and sprint
to the trainstation.
Smurfing away at some wordpress themes and finally a
master smurf to change the colorscheme of my xterm.