T-shirts as a service - TSaaS? It's selling black V-neck t-shirts? What exactly am I looking at here?
Is this is a stealth project with a malfunctioning cloak?
I wouldn't get caught dead in a black t-shirt, not because I think there's anything wrong with them, but I'm a human being and choose my attire accordingly. I have odd colours, widdly bits and strings on my tops, frayed bottoms - from use, not from the factory - but I keep wearing them because they make me feel human in an ambient sea of machines and automation.