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It's not as obvious as you think, GitLab was hit by this a few years ago. But yes, low-quality article and the SQL Server plug is in poor taste.
Many SEV-1s are “obvious”. Still feels like a kick in the stomach if your the one that was response LOLz.
The database shutting itself down and refusing to come back up until a full vacuum or vacuum freeze is performed, which means days of downtime, yes, that's pretty obvious indeed.