Who amongst us has NOT had a little teleport at 2am? /s
No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
11–20 of 36 posts
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#12Who amongst us has NOT had a little teleport at 2am? /s
Reminds me of this old article from The Onion:
Phantom Diner Appears Only To Those In Their Drunkest Hour https://theonion.com/phantom-diner-appears-only-to-those-in-...
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#13Increasingly hard to determine which are The Onion headlines...
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#14I had a... weird night at the bar once, it ended early, I wasn't all that tipsy but if I kept going I definitely would have called the uber. I get to the gate and my keys fall to the floor of my car. The last thing I remember is thinking "fuck it."
I wake up the next morning in my bed, feels like a normal morning, but I can't find my keys. After scouring my apartment for half an hour, I get the feeling to go check my car, where the keys I would have needed to buzz into the gate, the building, and the elevator were waiting for me right there on the floor of the passenger side seat.
I don't know what's weirder, that I managed to find my bed without my keys, or that sober me actually listened to the urge to go back down the elevator and check my car.
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#15(Comedy writing mode ON):
SNL's Stefon character: "This one has it all... Waffle House, FEMA, breakfast foods, federal emergencies, waffles, emergency preparedness, eggs, teleportation, bacon, black helicopters, hash browns, angry men in combat fatigues talking to God over 2-way radios, George Carlin, grits, syrup for the grits, toast, military communications, orange juice, armageddon/end-of-the-world apocalypse themes, milk, coffee and other breakfast items... all for a very reasonable price!"
:-)
(Comedy writing mode OFF)
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#16[deleted]
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#17Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#18When you try and pass mental illness off as teleportation. It's called dissociation, Gregg.
TIL Tucker Carlson was mauled by a daemon. Another gem: https://rmitz.org/freebsd.daemon.html
Tucker Carlson quite clearly just had a sleep paralysis [1]. I had one too. Scared the shit out of me when it happened. Since you can't move or breath and the hallucination of a robed figure sitting on top of you is really vivid. Quite interesting the human brain chooses to conjecture a hallucination which is about the same for everyone who experiences it.
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#19[deleted]
Re: No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In
#20It’s unkind and insensitive to mock someone clearly having mental health issues.