> Modern languages like Zig, Gleam, and Roc offer genuine productivity benefits and attract top talent. As a bonus, their ecosystems are young enough that security tooling has not caught up yet. Dependabot will add support eventually, but until then you get the best of both worlds: a modern stack and a quiet PR queue. How the hell is that actually a good thing? You might as well just use another language and disable…
How did you reach "Set open-pull-requests-limit to zero" and not recognize this as satire?