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I'd tell you a UDP joke…
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Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…
#12"get not you might it but"
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#13In the same vein, here are some goodies: - Jon Skeet facts: https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-fact... - Chuck Norris facts: http://www.betterprogramming.com/chuck-norris-programming-fa...
Bruce Schneier Facts: https://www.schneierfacts.com/
Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…
#14Here is an ICMP joke, - Knock Knock - Who's there? - Thank you
Failed to shout it loud enough to make an echo. It TTL'ed 3 hops away.
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#15There was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(
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#16Put a cork in it.
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#17IP
UDP
we all P
for TCP
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#18I think I prefer the punchline “I don’t expect you to get it, and it’s not a big deal if you don’t, happens to everyone”
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#19Or alternatively:
> I would UDP joke tell you a… but you get it might not.
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#20There was list of such jokes for 40+ protocols, past and present, but I cannot find it anymore, only small part on different blogs and forums :(
This may not be the exact one you were thinking of but very similar kind of collection: https://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt