Earlier quoted context omitted.
looks like asking people to read the greeks is already considered trolling. for latin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_Bithynia ? „Die Partei ist kein Internat für höhere Töchter, sondern eine Kampforganisation.“ Q. What do woke parents and maga parents have in common when their kid Silas wants to be called "she/her"? A. "Oh my god ... we no longer have a son!" ^-- above the belt ----------- below the belt --v…
That last one could work (someone mid has to find it funny) https://youtu.be/dzdBE6c1cwA
other examples of the tone you're going for (at anyone's expense) would be helpful. Normally I get almost all my good lines from Rabinovich, but even a wider late soviet net doesn't turn up much beyond "...and it's in Melania's handwriting"
(I agree that oestrous propaganda is unlikely to play on HN, but I must admit upon hearing the rumour that there is good money to be had in drawing commissions for Rule 34 content that the only deep-pocket collectors I could think of were Three Letter Agencies)