Underrated reasons to be thankful V
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#13Yeah! Screw you, cobalt-60! And I'm sure glad I'm not two-dimensional, but maybe I could poop through my mouth like a sea anemone.
People say that 2-dimensional life is impossible because it's impossible to make a 2-dimensional digestive system. But you just need to make it work like a zip. The two halves of the body have interlocking hooks, and they move out of the way to let food pass through, and then reconnect.
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#14Many days I worry that HN has lost its humanity and then something with a bit of levity and weird shows up and I am relieved.
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#15- Ian Dury, Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 1
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#16Earlier quoted context omitted.
People say that 2-dimensional life is impossible because it's impossible to make a 2-dimensional digestive system. But you just need to make it work like a zip. The two halves of the body have interlocking hooks, and they move out of the way to let food pass through, and then reconnect.
I think 2-dimensional life is impossible because physical things exist in all dimensions. As spacetime is already 4 dimensions, no physical thing at all exists in 2 dimensions, thus no life either
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#19Given that marriages fail at roughly a 50% rate, and easily half of married people are miserable based on my personal anecdotal data, I have to question the metric of “success” here. You also don’t have to go very far back in history to decouple these factors!
For this holiday season, I am grateful for no-fault divorce, and companionship sans hierarchy.
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#20I found this to be a disturbing read. Do not recommend.