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Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force (1963)

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Re: Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force (1963)

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Would this actually work?

With next to no muscle tone and very delicate bones, a newborn human body would probably be at great risk of injury and death unharnessed to have its joints, especially its neck, at the speed you'd need to whip its shoulders through the birth canal.

Re: Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force (1963)

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> In the case of a woman who has a fully developed muscular system and has had ample physical exertion all through the pregnancy, as is common with all more primitive peoples, nature provides all the necessary equipment and power to have a normal and quick delivery. This is not the case, however, with more civilized Women who often do not have the opportunity to develop the muscles needed in confinement.

Ignoring the depressingly-predictable classist/colonialist tone, it's interesting to note that modern medicine recommends things like pelvic floor exercises to help with childbirth, primarily to prevent unwanted urination during childbirth and incontinence afterwards it seems.

But this observation - if correct - might lead us to conclude that certain types of exercise help the actual act of childbirth more than others.

Do we know if this has been corroborated / debunked? I'm wondering if there are any agencies out there with specific recommendations for those who are trying for a baby, for exercises that are actually proven to make childbirth quicker or less painful?

Re: Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force (1963)

#14

Would this actually work?

As a thought experiment, you could probably apply enough force to assist a birth but arguably a useful amount of centrifugal force would overlap with the amount of centrifugal force that would accumulate blood away or into a baby's brain (hypoxia is a pretty severe emergency with such a small body).

Other issues I can think of:

- Convincing a human in pain and stress to put their most precious on a spin cycle.

- Catching an 'exiting' baby on a net is just lawsuit material.

Re: Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force (1963)

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A full scale model been made, I guess 'model' means it doesn't function -

https://improbable.com/2014/02/21/the-blonsky-centrifugal-bi...

Perhaps it might be useful in zero gravity, removing fluids etc

I don't think any mammals have given birth in zero gravity.

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