We could print pieces of folded paper containing wallets with a standard amount of satoshi and.... wooops, we just invented cash again
This is reductive. It may bear some resemblance to cash but it's more like a voucher, and the actual value is transferred on an immutable ledger. Wish Hacker News wasn't so curmudgeonly about crypto and actually tried to imagine the multitude of ways it would improve society if adopted.
Moving to a cashless society has some real drawbacks when it comes to privacy and freedom.
Digital cash that can give us the befits of paper money without the privacy drawbacks of CBDCs or 3rd party middlemen isn't a bad thing at all.