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Would it work to update the firmware under Windows and then switch back to Linux?
Likely. It would be very inconvenient, but I could pull it off on my home's desktop computer. Now consider doing this at scale, in a datacenter, or just some office that has a lot of these drives. Ouch.
Now I really have to check if I get firmware updates from Lenovo for all the hardware in my Thinkpad... I always assumed I do!