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I am not linkbaiting. If you check the article's title, you will see that it is unchanged. The title comes from this part: "Agarwal calls it Coke for short, and his fellow researchers are affectionately known as Cokeheads." Also, I don't like editorializing and injecting my opinion and pg doesn't as well (I'm guessing he's the one who reverts headlines to their original state when they're editorialized). I've changed…
I don't go to the Register for news, so their linkbait headlines aren't a problem for me until someone submits them here, even if it's unchanged. So I will complain here. Changing a "curiosity" headline to make it clear what the article is about is not editorializing (except in the most literal sense, so let me preempt any pedants on that point) or injecting opinion. Example: "Yahoo! Researchers develop algorithms to…
What you're asking for would be better served with a blog and not a link aggregation site.
Finally, I'm not getting paid for this work and I don't have much free time. Personally, I don't wanna waste my time trying to think up headlines since that's not my job.