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Those features are hardly exclusive to javascript. Why did they made you love javascript but not any of the myriad of languages that support those features?
What makes you assume z3t4 exhaustively tried every other language before settling on JS? It's not typical that you present your opinion of a tv show by giving the few unique positive traits it has in contrast to the union of all positive traits from tv shows in the same genre. You just watch the show on a micro level, record what you liked about it, and report that, regardless of what the macro landscape looks like.…
My point was that you'd be hard pressed to find a popular programming language that does not support those features.