US Navy bombs Guam with frozen, dead mice

"The solution was to drop the mice into the snakes’ natural habitat, the branches of trees in the jungles of Guam. By outfitting the mice with cardboard wings and green party streams, the bait could float down to the jungle and catch on the branches. The result is a hanging, deadly snack for the snakes."

Who says good solutions can't be both low tech and hilarious?

Don't worry. If something goes wrong, we've still got tons of other animals and pharmaceuticals we can air-drop.