Maybe it's time to refine some of these ideas? While regular money does get stolen, maybe storing it online isn't the best method? Maybe requiring some human interaction is a good idea?
At this point, I can't really justify investing in any cryptocurrency. I'm absolutely unable to justify investing in any ICO.
If I opened a contract and my PayPal balance disappeared, I'd be pretty angry and might have some recourse. I'd absolutely have some options if it were with my credit/debit card or directly through my bank.
Good luck, folks. I'm still going to maintain the wait-and-see approach.