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Users flagged it. This is obviously a substantive article by HN standards so I've turned off flags.
Usually the answer given to the question "why is this article on the front page" is "because users upvoted it". Now it seems what users think does not matter.
I get how fun it is to do the long jump, but given that we're talking about something that happens less than 0.0001% of the time, it seems fair to expect a bit better reply quality than this.