The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#1

Post by andymboyle » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:20 PM UTC

The world's best online Jacob-dating service
jakedate.com

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#2

Post by MichaelCrawford » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:35 PM UTC

Is this really what I think it is?

I'll have to try that.

"The world's best Mike dating service."

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#3

Post by chuckcode » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:41 PM UTC

Not sure he'll find many dates but I'm guessing there is a few million in angel investments already lined up.

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#4

Post by jarcane » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:41 PM UTC

I would find this all hilariously self-involved if I weren't pretty sure it is in fact a joke.

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#5

Post by johnny99 » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:49 PM UTC

This is actually a Turing test.

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#6

Post by newobj » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:49 PM UTC

jarcane wrote: post #4

I would find this all hilariously self-involved if I weren't pretty sure it is in fact a joke.

I see what you did there: it's either hilarious, or a joke!

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#7

Post by aristidesfl » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:52 PM UTC

MichaelCrawford wrote: post #2

Is this really what I think it is? I'll have to try that. "The world's best Mike dating service."

"People are going to be poaching this model left and right, but there’s only one Jacob." – Alissa Walker from Gizmodo (according to the site)

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

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Post by th0br0 » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:55 PM UTC

so Jacob's supposedly "Jacob Kleinfeldt, 29, of Waukegan, IL." (see the meta tags)... http://mic.com/articles/106004/one-parody-website-perfectly-...

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

#9

Post by jacobwcarlson » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:56 PM UTC

aristidesfl wrote: post #7

MichaelCrawford wrote: post #2

Is this really what I think it is? I'll have to try that. "The world's best Mike dating service."

"People are going to be poaching this model left and right, but there’s only one Jacob." – Alissa Walker from Gizmodo (according to the site)

How am I supposed to steal this model?

Re: The world's best online Jacob-dating service

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Post by disputin » Tue, Dec 09, 2014, 5:59 PM UTC

"It’s about getting seven billion people in touch with Jacob"

Male, female, straight, gay, married, single, infant, octogenarian, ...