Bespoke: A programming language for people who say please

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Post by birdculture » Sun, Sep 06, 2026, 8:13 AM UTC

Re: Bespoke: A programming language for people who say please

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Post by az09mugen » Tue, Sep 08, 2026, 7:50 PM UTC

Idea first developed by intercal, which there are no reference to : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL

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Post by rf15 » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:16 PM UTC

We already have that, it's called intercal.

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Post by layer8 » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:23 PM UTC

The Table of Contents sent me into an infinite recursion.

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Post by benzguo » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:28 PM UTC

i loved this

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Post by wduquette » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:41 PM UTC

az09mugen wrote: post #2

Idea first developed by intercal, which there are no reference to : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL

This isn't Intercal, this is an advanced version of AppleScript.

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Post by bibimsz » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:50 PM UTC

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Post by KeenanKeenan » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:55 PM UTC

>Programming has developed an unfortunate tone.

> We kill processes, abort transactions, throw exceptions, break out of loops, and execute instructions.

Can't wait to see the fork of this project that doubles down on hostile language /s

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Post by gjtorikian » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 4:58 PM UTC

for the agentic user, there's also PATY: https://gjtorikian.online/paty/

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Post by rnzaou » Wed, Sep 09, 2026, 5:11 PM UTC

really good, i'm having a good laugh rn