Casio Moflin

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Post by austinallegro » Wed, Jul 29, 2026, 9:22 PM UTC

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by j_aime » Wed, Jul 29, 2026, 9:41 PM UTC

ooooh Not creepy at all. Can't wait for AI to be implemented in my toilet so I can have a stool sample analyzed every time I go to the bathroom.

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by kermatt » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 12:56 AM UTC

AI Tribbles. What could go wrong?

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by dafelst » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 1:06 AM UTC

kermatt wrote: post #3

AI Tribbles. What could go wrong?

Great concept for a horror film

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by Topology1 » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 1:13 AM UTC

I thought I was about to see a new watch or calculator model, definitely not that.

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by ButlerianJihad » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 1:25 AM UTC

Has Your School Banned Smartphones? Bring a Casio Moflin and Create a Disability-Rights Grey Area!

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by patrickthebold » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 2:07 AM UTC

j_aime wrote: post #2

ooooh Not creepy at all. Can't wait for AI to be implemented in my toilet so I can have a stool sample analyzed every time I go to the bathroom.

Is that a reference to https://www.kohlerhealth.com/dekoda/?

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by HomeDeLaPot » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 3:04 AM UTC

I suspect commenters so far have missed the fact that this isn't a fuzzy LLM-powered surveillance device. It actually doesn't require an Internet connection, it doesn't record or upload what you say to it, and it doesn't talk. It just senses your emotions and responds with cute noises. "AI" appears to just mean that it learns to recognize your voice and respond to you in unique ways. (To be fair, it's not obvious from the linked page.)

This page has a better description: https://www.casio.com/uk/casio-blog/blog-post/moflin-vs-othe...

> They have no cameras, no Wi-Fi or cellular connection, and no direct internet access. While Moflin can connect to the app via Bluetooth, they cannot independently send or receive data without user interaction.

> Moflin does not listen to, or record conversations. Instead, they use speaker recognition to detect and distinguish voices based on non-identifiable audio patterns, without processing the actual content of what is said. All data is stored locally on the device and is only uploaded securely via the MofLife App if you choose to create a journal or support features like servicing or recovery.

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by k12sosse » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 3:59 AM UTC

j_aime wrote: post #2

ooooh Not creepy at all. Can't wait for AI to be implemented in my toilet so I can have a stool sample analyzed every time I go to the bathroom.

It's called the SmartPipe™ and it's been available for at least 12 years.

https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ

Re: Casio Moflin

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Post by ButlerianJihad » Thu, Jul 30, 2026, 5:43 AM UTC

HomeDeLaPot wrote: post #8

I suspect commenters so far have missed the fact that this isn't a fuzzy LLM-powered surveillance device. It actually doesn't require an Internet connection, it doesn't record or upload what you say to it, and it doesn't talk. It just senses your emotions and responds with cute noises. "AI" appears to just mean that it learns to recognize your voice and respond to you in unique ways. (To be fair, it's not obvious fro…

But does it run DOOM?