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UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning

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Re: UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning

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Post by netsharc »

ajsnigrutin wrote: post #2

How will it know if the dick pic is wanted or unwanted?

The recipient will be required to fill a form to confirm desire for the dick pic, and the ministry will issue a dispensation allowing the taking and sending of said dick pic.

Please allow 3-4 weeks to process the request.

Re: UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning

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Post by hexbin010 »

Wow nobody saw this coming /s

They whipped up a mini pandemic of people being subject to an onslaught of unwanted dick pics (not mentioning even once about the "block" feature on every single platform) to justify it

This is the Ministry of Truth building up their toolset

Re: UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning

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Post by bubblethink »

netsharc wrote: post #3
ajsnigrutin wrote: post #2

How will it know if the dick pic is wanted or unwanted?

The recipient will be required to fill a form to confirm desire for the dick pic, and the ministry will issue a dispensation allowing the taking and sending of said dick pic. Please allow 3-4 weeks to process the request.

Yes, it's an amended version of form 27B/6.

Re: UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning

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Post by hexbin010 »

ajsnigrutin wrote: post #2

How will it know if the dick pic is wanted or unwanted?

The uncomfortable truth: I know and have met plenty of women who have invited and welcomed dick pics. As a gay guy, I can tell you that lots of women are actually very interested in dick pics. They don't need a minister protecting them from themselves.

Re: UK Expands Online Safety Act to Mandate Preemptive Scanning

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Post by kitd »

bubblethink wrote: post #8
netsharc wrote: post #3

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The recipient will be required to fill a form to confirm desire for the dick pic, and the ministry will issue a dispensation allowing the taking and sending of said dick pic. Please allow 3-4 weeks to process the request.

Yes, it's an amended version of form 27B/6.

Can I get that one in the Post Office?
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