US Government Uptime Monitor

#1

Post by exr0n » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:16 PM UTC

Re: US Government Uptime Monitor

#2

Post by bradtheappguy » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:34 PM UTC

two nines

#3

Post by jakozaur » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:34 PM UTC

(Tech) Debt seems to be a frequent cause of (Tech) outages.

#4

Post by port3000 » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:36 PM UTC

Love it. However if this were realistic, it would say Partial outage so as to not trigger the SLAs

#5

Post by [deleted] » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:38 PM UTC

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#6

Post by 0xblinq » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:38 PM UTC

Where's the up time monitor for this site? It seems to be down.

#7

Post by scrollaway » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:38 PM UTC

bradtheappguy wrote: post #2

two nines

Should've listened to Herman Cain :)

#8

Post by cyberax » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:39 PM UTC

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

#9

Post by pizlonator » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:41 PM UTC

Yeah but like this isn't funny anymore guys

#10

Post by nadermx » Sun, Oct 19, 2025, 7:41 PM UTC

I applaud this. "Your tax dollars at rest"