Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by santiviquez » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 6:31 PM UTC

Employees must wash hands before returning to work
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Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by bjourne » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 9:05 PM UTC

Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by falseprofit » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 9:17 PM UTC

bjourne wrote: post #2

Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

That’s the next guy’s job to pressure wash it off ;)

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by tonyedgecombe » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 9:20 PM UTC

falseprofit wrote: post #3

bjourne wrote: post #2

Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

That’s the next guy’s job to pressure wash it off ;)

A friend of mine used to leave a ping pong ball in the bowl when she had a party to give the guys something to aim at.

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by hvgenrbrbdh » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 9:52 PM UTC

bjourne wrote: post #2

Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

I feel like toilet brushes should not be used to smear shit around and get stuck in the bristles. They should be used for scrubbing an unsoiled toilet. There should be another tool for dislodging shit and it makes me so sad people do this

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by cluckindan » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 10:07 PM UTC

hvgenrbrbdh wrote: post #5

bjourne wrote: post #2

Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

I feel like toilet brushes should not be used to smear shit around and get stuck in the bristles. They should be used for scrubbing an unsoiled toilet. There should be another tool for dislodging shit and it makes me so sad people do this

You scrub while flushing a second time.

Except if you live in Droughtifornia.

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by LargoLasskhyfv » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 10:07 PM UTC

falseprofit wrote: post #3

bjourne wrote: post #2

Employees must also use the toilet brush and not leave shit stains on the toilet bowl.

That’s the next guy’s job to pressure wash it off ;)

That's just spraying it around as aerosol. Try foamy baking oven cleaning spray. Dissolves anything away. Yay!

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by pixelpoet » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 10:07 PM UTC

My preferred version: https://i.imgur.com/Xh5rFgA.jpeg

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by stavros » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 10:35 PM UTC

Why are these images 12 megapixels each?

Re: Employees must wash hands before returning to work

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Post by john01dav » Fri, Oct 03, 2025, 11:07 PM UTC

LargoLasskhyfv wrote: post #7

falseprofit wrote: post #3

Earlier quoted context omitted.

That’s the next guy’s job to pressure wash it off ;)

That's just spraying it around as aerosol. Try foamy baking oven cleaning spray. Dissolves anything away. Yay!

Bathroom air is full of poop particles. This is why I don't keep my tooth brush there.