Dumb website only lets one user in at a time

#1

Post by hoffm » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 5:16 PM UTC

Re: Dumb website only lets one user in at a time

#2

Post by evanjrowley » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:09 PM UTC

I'm tempted to create a version of this that launches a crypto miner while users are waiting.

#3

Post by timeon » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:15 PM UTC

Ok guys can you move? Someone is there for too long.

#4

Post by booleandilemma » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:16 PM UTC

I got stuck at number 8 for a long time and gave up.

What a funny idea!

#5

Post by emeraldd » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:17 PM UTC

Anyone actually get into the size and see what's there?

#6

Post by fsniper » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:20 PM UTC

I know this is meant to be a joke, but there are official sites in Ireland that really does use queues like this.

#7

Post by timeon » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:20 PM UTC

emeraldd wrote: post #5

Anyone actually get into the size and see what's there?

I've missed it. Before I switched tab I was about 13th. Then I was 96th when I've checked back.

#8

Post by [deleted] » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:21 PM UTC

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#9

Post by lovegrenoble » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:25 PM UTC

Little toys like this are the spirit of the web, it must be included here: https://sharkle.com

#10

Post by mglz » Mon, Jul 08, 2024, 8:26 PM UTC

fsniper wrote: post #6

I know this is meant to be a joke, but there are official sites in Ireland that really does use queues like this.

Whcih ones and why? Wierd load balancing? Or dumb bureaucracy?