Sounds emitted by plants under stress are airborne and informative

  > And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
  > One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then
  > And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
  > And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
  > You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

In all seriousness, this is wild.