Are you the asshole? – AI powered answer bot

"I am Zorg from the planet Armitron. I am traveling the interstellar routes with my wife, Blibby. The other day, or night, not sure how to count that anymore, she suggested an alternate route that would add three parsecs to our trip length. I've tried explaining to her that are routes are heavily optimized because of fuel weight, but no, she just always wants to take the scenic route. I also was not able to budget for the additional weight of extra fuel to allow for those scenic routes, because our holds are stuffed to the top with worm rats, which we are relocating to camps on other planets so they can do forced labor for us. Blibby is angry at me for refusing to take the detour."

Opinions were split.

It's worth really reflecting on how much of what we believe could have originated from being convincingly astroturfed by a bot. Compared results of "I cheated on my (boyfriend|girlfriend)." It's certainly trained on reddit, but plausibly interesting to model aggregated social conventions.

See also: the Ask Delphi incident, which also used data from AITA as a source for an AI based on moral quandaries that blatantly had systemic biases: https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/20/22734215/ai-ask-delphi-m...

Here, having three distinct models for each answer type is one way to mitigate it, and add a bit of fun variance.

Me too. I suspect this is a joke site.