PG books free to a good home

I have an extra copy of ANSI CL and On Lisp. Free to a good home. Tell me why you want them in the comments in 25 words or less. Best story wins. I reserve the right to decide, but I'll be strongly inclined to go with the story with the most upvotes :-) (I'm not going to strictly enforce the 25 word limit, so if you really feel the need to write more feel free. But don't get too wordy. It's just a pair of books after all.)

Too many wise people have told me that I don't know beautiful code until I know Lisp. I definitely don't know Lisp, and I want to know beautiful code.

I'll write a pair of reviews plus an additional article about LISP itself on bytepawn.com

I used to have a lisp as a child, and I think receiving the book would be my final moment of triumph. 25 words, no?

I'm starting a CS degree in a few weeks, therefore I'm poor and in need of Lisp books. :o