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Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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Re: Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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Sign me up for this the second it is available. As an aside, to spite anti vaxxers I’m on a mission to get every vaccine I can. I want my bloodstream to be like the Library at Alexandria before it burned down.

It's probably not a good idea to get every single vaccines that's not recommended to you by the CDC/your doctor.

Vaccines could potentially trigger some dangerous side effects, however rare it is.

Re: Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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> A Japanese research team said it developed a vaccine to remove so-called zombie cells that accumulate with age

So it's designed to make humans immortal? Sounds like it's more likely to create zombies than destroy them. I half suspected the article to say that this vaccine was a product of the Umbrella Corporation.

Re: Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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Sign me up for this the second it is available. As an aside, to spite anti vaxxers I’m on a mission to get every vaccine I can. I want my bloodstream to be like the Library at Alexandria before it burned down.

You already have the Library of Alexandria. That's your lymph nodes.

What vaccines do is move some books to the front of the building, so your dentritic cells don't have to spend a few days finding them.

You want the right books at the front. A mission to move all the books to the front is perhaps misguided.

Re: Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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Sign me up for this the second it is available. As an aside, to spite anti vaxxers I’m on a mission to get every vaccine I can. I want my bloodstream to be like the Library at Alexandria before it burned down.

Enjoy your heart attack in 3 to 6 months.

Re: Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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post #4

Sign me up for this the second it is available. As an aside, to spite anti vaxxers I’m on a mission to get every vaccine I can. I want my bloodstream to be like the Library at Alexandria before it burned down.

It's probably not a good idea to get every single vaccines that's not recommended to you by the CDC/your doctor. Vaccines could potentially trigger some dangerous side effects, however rare it is.

don't drive cars, they can crash and it can be fatal while having other side effects, however rare they are.

Re: Japanese scientists develop vaccine to eliminate cells behind aging

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post #9
post #4

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It's probably not a good idea to get every single vaccines that's not recommended to you by the CDC/your doctor. Vaccines could potentially trigger some dangerous side effects, however rare it is.

don't drive cars, they can crash and it can be fatal while having other side effects, however rare they are.

One is a conscious decision the other is rolling the dice.
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