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Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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Re: Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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A LinkedIn ad the other day urged me to apply for the position of CEO of Boeing. I was just released from jail. Coincidence?

Not a coincidence. Either you share the same lawyer or the same psychiatrist...

"Facebook recommended that this psychiatrist's patients friend each other"

https://splinternews.com/facebook-recommended-that-this-psyc...

Re: Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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post #3

A LinkedIn ad the other day urged me to apply for the position of CEO of Boeing. I was just released from jail. Coincidence?

Not a coincidence. Either you share the same lawyer or the same psychiatrist... "Facebook recommended that this psychiatrist's patients friend each other" https://splinternews.com/facebook-recommended-that-this-psyc...

Or perhaps you share the same social network platform - time to leave?

Re: Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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A LinkedIn ad the other day urged me to apply for the position of CEO of Boeing. I was just released from jail. Coincidence?

Not a coincidence. Either you share the same lawyer or the same psychiatrist... "Facebook recommended that this psychiatrist's patients friend each other" https://splinternews.com/facebook-recommended-that-this-psyc...

Wait, if that's true its not impossible to perform targeted search to find out who is under psychiatric treatment... that's not ideal, to say the least

Re: Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Not a coincidence. Either you share the same lawyer or the same psychiatrist... "Facebook recommended that this psychiatrist's patients friend each other" https://splinternews.com/facebook-recommended-that-this-psyc...

Or perhaps you share the same social network platform - time to leave?

It's time for me to leave when all of my stalkers start getting professional certification.

Re: Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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A LinkedIn ad the other day urged me to apply for the position of CEO of Boeing. I was just released from jail. Coincidence?

Was your crime skimping on safety resulting in deaths of people? That would be too spooky if it were.

Re: Facebook ads told me to become a certified cryptozoologist, so I did

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A LinkedIn ad the other day urged me to apply for the position of CEO of Boeing. I was just released from jail. Coincidence?

Not a coincidence. Either you share the same lawyer or the same psychiatrist... "Facebook recommended that this psychiatrist's patients friend each other" https://splinternews.com/facebook-recommended-that-this-psyc...

People from the same small town, have common contacts and regularly visit the same location. Nothing out of the ordinary, but 1. the fact this it is a healthcare provider creeps people out; 2. people don't already know Facebook collects and uses that information.
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