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Is it true? Can Covid-19 vaccines connect me to the internet?

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The people believing in this „trackable chip“ in the vaccines will not trust a governmental website telling them they are not tracked.

Despite this bullshit, having so small internet connected chips would enable a lot new usages. Would be very interesting times.

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I’ve never heard this question formulated this way, it’s weird that they would put it in the FAQs unless they’re just taking the piss.

A more helpful question would have been “Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” or something along those lines.

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I’ve never heard this question formulated this way, it’s weird that they would put it in the FAQs unless they’re just taking the piss. A more helpful question would have been “Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” or something along those lines.

“Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated”

The answer to which is obviously yes. You don't become invisible after taking the vaccines, for example.

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The people believing in this „trackable chip“ in the vaccines will not trust a governmental website telling them they are not tracked. Despite this bullshit, having so small internet connected chips would enable a lot new usages. Would be very interesting times.

To be fair, I’m not sure I’d necessarily trust an “injectable” chip that’d be forever lost in my body, unremovable. Subcutaneous chips sound much more reasonable, especially if I can pay with my finger.

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I’ve never heard this question formulated this way, it’s weird that they would put it in the FAQs unless they’re just taking the piss. A more helpful question would have been “Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” or something along those lines.

“Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” The answer to which is obviously yes. You don't become invisible after taking the vaccines, for example.

This reminds me of an old joke:

"Doctor will I be able to play the piano after the operation?" "Yes" "Cool! I was never able to play it"

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I’ve never heard this question formulated this way, it’s weird that they would put it in the FAQs unless they’re just taking the piss. A more helpful question would have been “Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” or something along those lines.

“Can I be spied/tracked after I’m vaccinated” The answer to which is obviously yes. You don't become invisible after taking the vaccines, for example.

Indeed the answer should simply be Not any more.
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