Not the 'Beowulf' You Think You Know
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#3Paris - fanning golden apple slices off his palm Bitch is mine, yo!
Achilles - Hos before bros. Patroclus hypes
Athena - Not much slumming with the mortals where r u :eyes::owl:
Hector - slomo in drifting chariot
Odysseus - Same thing we do every night, Ajax. Try to sack Troy.
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#4I'm not sure I can understand the strange juxtaposition of "modern" language with thousand-year-old meter.
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#7Why does literary fawning always come off as desperation? Like an english major that knows they wasted time and money and in spite of it want you to care really deeply about an Oxford comma?
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#9Shots from the updated trailer for the Iliad : Paris - fanning golden apple slices off his palm Bitch is mine, yo! Achilles - Hos before bros. Patroclus hypes Athena - Not much slumming with the mortals where r u :eyes::owl: Hector - slomo in drifting chariot Odysseus - Same thing we do every night, Ajax. Try to sack Troy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqMs9WsJg2k
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#10Yeah, starting every line with "Bro" was such a masterful move. Because bros are totally going to buy and read this thing. Because it says "Bro" a lot. Why does literary fawning always come off as desperation? Like an english major that knows they wasted time and money and in spite of it want you to care really deeply about an Oxford comma?