3M Says No Evidence That Products Have Been Seized
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3M Says No Evidence That Products Have Been Seized
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#3"I have no evidence X happened": "I did it and destroyed the evidence"
"I can't remember doing X": "I did it and can't destroy the evidence"
In other words: If you catch up to me with actual evidence, I'm proven not to lie (note that in several jurisdictions, lying might be illegal, especially as a witness).
There's nothing quite like corpspeak, just my favorite:
"I'm planning to have more time with my family": "The investors or my cofounder fired me"
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#5Public Service Announcement for non-lawyers: "I have no evidence X happened": "I did it and destroyed the evidence" "I can't remember doing X": "I did it and can't destroy the evidence" In other words: If you catch up to me with actual evidence, I'm proven not to lie (note that in several jurisdictions, lying might be illegal, especially as a witness). There's nothing quite like corpspeak, just my favorite: "I'm plan…
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#7Public Service Announcement for non-lawyers: "I have no evidence X happened": "I did it and destroyed the evidence" "I can't remember doing X": "I did it and can't destroy the evidence" In other words: If you catch up to me with actual evidence, I'm proven not to lie (note that in several jurisdictions, lying might be illegal, especially as a witness). There's nothing quite like corpspeak, just my favorite: "I'm plan…