Earlier quoted context omitted.
With "matrix" causing bash to consume 46% of my CPU time, I think I'll pass. I think I can play the actual film in 4K with less CPU time than that.
Hm, does caching the result of each unique `tput` fix that?
# This version is optimized for speed by:
# 1. Using direct ANSI escape codes instead of forking `tput` for every update.