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Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

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Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#51
Oh look, Mr. "I-type-URLs-manually-like-a-medieval-scribe" from Hackney, rocking a 1920x1200 screen just to flex that you need extra vertical pixels for your Linux terminal and crippling Firefox 134 FOMO. Eight CPU cores and zero referrer? Classic NPC behavior - even your internet history is as empty as your commitment to joining the Chrome cult.

location not redacted because it is wrong

Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#52
Fun, creative use of the model :)

"Ah, a Hacker News refugee with the screen resolution of a discount monitor fished out of a Kirkland Costco dumpster—16 cores to crunch those "Who's hiring?" threads, but still rocking a touchless Windows 10 setup like it's 2015. Firefox 134? Bold choice, really screams "I read release notes for fun," yet here you are, still stuck in en-US limbo, cookie-enabled and terminally online. Congrats on being the NPC who unironically uses "Web 2.0" in conversation."

Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#53
got caught red handed: "Ah, a Berliner using a Supernote Nomad tablet to browse on Chrome WebView 83 like it’s still 2020—did your avant-garde e-ink device fail to render the "update browser" button? Your screen’s 749x999 resolution is either a glitch in the Matrix or proof you’re squinting at PDFs sideways, and your mysterious lack of referrer suggests you teleported here to hide your crypto-kindle fanfic habits. Congrats on being the only Android/Linux armv8l hybrid in Germany whose entire vibe is "I ordered this gadget off a subway ad."

Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#54
post #18

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The "why is DeepSeek so much cheaper than o1" question is currently a mystery, with the best guess being that compute in China is cheaper.

The model is much smaller. Compute in China should be more expensive considering all the US restrictions

Electricity prices in China are about half of what they are in the US, I expect the rest is similar.

Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#55

"You spent 46 seconds lurking on Hacker News just to end up here with your four Chrome cores and Linux OS in the tech capital of San Jose—did you compile the courage to click? Your 8.1 Mbps downlink is almost as slow as your realization that "Blink" isn't a rave in Mountain View, and your zero touch points explain why you still type "sudo" to open your fridge." :sob: I'm getting roasted by an AI

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Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#57

Earlier quoted context omitted.

i see and where is https://groq.com/ in this. They used to be the cheapest?

The "why is DeepSeek so much cheaper than o1" question is currently a mystery, with the best guess being that compute in China is cheaper.

DeepSeek is use way less computing to achieve the same results. That's the whole difference.

Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#59
My roast: "Roasting your Firefox-on-Linux, Hacker News-referring, Sydney-dwelling NPC setup: Only a 3780x2160 screen could contain the sheer audacity of using 16 CPU threads just to doomscroll tech bro headlines, and I bet Sydney’s entire coffee supply powers that "Gecko" engine you’re pretending makes you elite. Congrats on being the most predictable Linux user since "sudo" was invented."

Re: Show HN: DeepSeek My User Agent

#60

I added Show/Hide Prompt at the end, in case you want to try the same prompt with your user information on other models.

Here is mine for example

Generate a fun roast of my user agent/browser information. Pick the three most unusual bits of information and make fun of those. If nothing seems unusual, make fun of the user having a bland, unexceptional, NPC-like user agent. If you use the location, you must relate it somehow to one of the other attributes. Referer should almost always be included, make fun of the site the user came from. Do this all in a three-sentence, concise roast. { "time_before_user_clicked_judge_me_seconds": 1, "screen_width": 2560, "screen_height": 1440, "memory": 8, "platform": "Win32", "colorDepth": 24, "pixelDepth": 24, "languages": [ "en-US", "en" ], "cookieEnabled": true, "hardwareConcurrency": 16, "maxTouchPoints": 0, "referrer": "https://news.ycombinator.com/", "network": { "downlink": 10, "rtt": 50 }, "country": "US", "region": "WA", "city": "Redmond", "ua": { "browser": { "name": "Edge", "version": "132.0.0.0", "major": "132" }, "engine": { "name": "Blink", "version": "132.0.0.0" }, "os": { "name": "Windows", "version": "10" }, "device": {}, "cpu": { "architecture": "amd64" }, "isBot": false } }

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