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Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#31

Post by rogual »

I had to try this on my favourite piece of internet bullshit, that surreal Mozilla blog post from a few years back that contains the words "there was also a need for our tools to address the whole body experience of what it means to be a person." [1]

Output: "I worked at Nordstrom. Now I'm at Mozilla. Both companies pretend to care. I helped people buy overpriced clothes. Now I'm selling you a browser and calling it 'addressing the whole body experience.' Because apparently, Firefox is now an extension of yourself. Retail therapy, browser therapy - same BS, different day."

Brilliant.

[1] https://blog.mozilla.org/en/products/firefox/introducing-new...

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#33

Post by plainOldText »

scrollaway wrote: post #27

I will never cease to be amazed how LLMs can just speak base64. I base64 encoded the following text: "In order to keep up with the fast-evolving landscape of today's economy, restructuring our company is necessary. We will use this as an opportunity to become more lean and cost-efficient, while still producing the same quality as before." I pasted the output into the bullshit remover and it responded with the followi…

Yeah, that’s impressive indeed.

Works with base16, btw.

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#34

Post by culebron21 »

I love how sardonic the output is.

> At Philips, our purpose is to improve people’s health and well-being through meaningful innovation. We aim to improve 2.5 billion lives per year by 2030, including 400 million in underserved communities. > As a technology company, we – and our brand licensees – innovate for people with one consistent belief: there’s always a way to make life better.

output:

> We make health gadgets and want to sell them to everyone, even poor people. We think our stuff will somehow magically improve billions of lives. Because that's totally how technology works, right?

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#35

Post by voidr »

This is a work of beauty, tried to find the usual left leaning bias that is present in most models, but it seems to be cynical about everything, which is a breath of fresh air. Good job!

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#37

Post by keybored »

scrollaway wrote: post #27

I will never cease to be amazed how LLMs can just speak base64. I base64 encoded the following text: "In order to keep up with the fast-evolving landscape of today's economy, restructuring our company is necessary. We will use this as an opportunity to become more lean and cost-efficient, while still producing the same quality as before." I pasted the output into the bullshit remover and it responded with the followi…

Didn’t you effectively (just) Cæsar encode the input?

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#38

Post by dim13 »

Let us play a recursive game. Will it loop?

> Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

> Blah blah blah, fancy Latin gibberish. Look at me, I'm so intellectual! Just kidding, this is meaningless filler text. Move along, nothing to see here.

> Meaningless filler. Keep walking.

> Move it, chump.

> Get lost, loser.

> Bye, champ.

> Later.

> Bye.

> Later.

> Bye.

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#39

Post by keybored »

keybored wrote: post #10

Input > The latest maintenance release Git v2.46.1 is now available at the usual places. Unlike maintenance releases in the recent past, this one is _not_ about security fixes, but primarily about fixes to various commands that can work outside a repository barfing due to lack of initialization of the hash function. IOW, it is not the end of the world if you did not update to this version for a few weeks, or wait for…

Input: “Mauro, SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

https://lkml.org/lkml/2012/12/23/75

Output:

> Shut the fuck up!

> It's a kernel bug, not a pulseaudio bug. How long have you been a maintainer and you still don't get the first rule of kernel maintenance? If user programs break, it's a kernel bug. We never blame the user programs.

> Commit f0ed2ce840b3 is total crap. ENOENT is not a valid error return from an ioctl. That's just wrong.

> Stop making excuses and blaming other programs. We don't break userspace, period. Fix your broken "compliance tool" and your approach to kernel programming.

Re: Show HN: Bullshit Remover

#40

Post by itronitron »

waschl wrote: post #12

Something made me go immediately to the MCKinsey website. Cookie banner popped up: > We use cookies to give you the best possible experience with mckinsey.com. Some are essential for this site to function; others help us understand how you use the site, so we can improve it. We may also use cookies for targeting purposes. Click “Accept all cookies” to proceed as specified, “Decline optional cookies” to accept only es…

it seems to be working
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